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This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Malbec that ass up.™
2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
13. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
14. Fuck it. Open the wine.

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Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

This mixed set of classy & funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the CLASSY pack which means no naughty words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below. Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. I love wine and naps.
2. I don’t usually put my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case.
3. You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t wine.
4. My glass of wine needs a glass of wine
5. My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life.
6. Love you to the wine store and back.
7. Don’t schedule a friday meeting unless you plan to bring wine to it.
8. Wine doesn’t make me drunk. It makes me awesome.
9. Namastay in and drink wine.
10. A great day starts with espresso and ends with prosecco.
11. I’m just a girl drinking coffee wishing it was wine.
12. I drink responsibly. I rarely spill my wine.
13. License to spill.
14. This wine tastes like I need a refill.

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Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

This mixed set of Mother's Day wine coasters includes 8 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for mom this Mother's Day.

• Includes 8 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Moms are like wine. They make everything better.
2. Rosé all May.
3. MOMOSA: 99% Champagne, 1% Orange Juice.
4. Hope this wine helps you forget what a terror I was growing up.
5. Home is where you drink wine without a bra on.
6. Love you to the wine store and back.
7. License to spill.
8. This wine tastes like I need a refill.

This mixed set of funny holiday coasters includes 6 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect gift for the holidays.

• Includes 6 assorted funny holiday-themed coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Anymore wine and I’ll end up on Santa’s naughty list.
2. Ho! Ho! Ho! Pour the Bordeaux.
3. Dear Santa, Wine made me do it.
4. The weather outside is frightful but this wine is so delightful.
   
5. Cheers Grinches.
6. Still can't find the elf on the shelf, but I found wine in the fridge.

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

• Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with matte black foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

• Includes (4) "This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow."
  coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with blue matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

• Includes (4) "My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with merlot red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with baby pink matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

P.S. You're a badass bitch. Don't ever forget that!

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

• Includes (4) "One glass of wine away from a good mood." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with yellow matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

• Includes (4) "Love you to the wine store and back." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with pink matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

This wine tastes like I’ll be texting you later.

Don’t drink and text. But if you do, do it responsibly. These funny wine coasters don't warn your friends on what’s to come, they also protect tables. Get a set for the wine lover in your life.

• Includes (4) "This wine tastes like I’ll be texting you later." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with leaf green matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

Cheers grinches! 

Get the grinches together to drink some wine this season. A holiday gathering just isn't be the same without them. These also make a great stocking stuffer. Cheers!

• Includes 4 "Cheers grinches!" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with green matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Pour the Bordeaux.

Even Santa drinks Bordeaux. Ho! Ho! Go ahead and add these to your cart. 

• Includes 4 "Ho! Ho! Ho! Pour the Bordeaux." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Still can't find the elf on the shelf but I found wine in my fridge. 

There are many holiday traditions but nothing beats a fire, family, and wine. Get that wine out of the fridge, pour a glass and set that glass on this coaster while the kids or whoever else goes looking for that elf. 

• Includes 4 "Still can't find the elf on the shelf but I found wine in the fridge" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with green matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Perfect holiday decor.
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

The weather outside is frightful but this wine is so delightful.

Plan ahead for the snow by stocking up on wine and these coasters. These make a great gift exchange item and stocking stuffer. 

• Includes 4 "The weather outside is frightful but this wine is so delightful." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with green matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Any more wine and I'll end up on Santa's naughty list.

No one wants to end up on the naughty list. This coaster helps with that. A funny gift for wine lovers or a nice reminder for yourself. Be nice this year and get 'em before they're gone.

• Includes 4 "Any more wine and I'll end up on Santa's naughty list." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Hanukkah, Chanukah, I spell it wine-ukkah! 

No one seems to agree on how to spell Hanukkah or Chanukah but think we can all agree there will be wine at the celebration. This season just wouldn't be the same without these funny Hanukkah coasters. Mazel!

• Includes 4 "Hanukkah, Chanukah, I spell it wine-ukkah!!" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny royal blue foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.